Traffic

[Frequency]

I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

 

[Anthrax]

LOL. Where is the rep? I so would have just +'d you for that laugh.

 

[Bunkhouse]

LOL. At least there is some form of entertainment today at work.

 

[Kodilynn]

Somehow, coming from Freq, this doesn't surprise me at all.

 

[GnobodyGnows]

Frequency, I gotta know. Did you write any of the script for the movie Grandma's Boy? That shit seems to be right up your alley.

 

[valheru]

lol Grandma's boy was hilarious