Well EQ has come to an end for me!

ah ok i knew some druid named wickedsomething forgot what but thought it was you for some reason.

demon did you know roxy / ticho? haha i was like 13 when i played there so long ago. that bastard ticho still owes me like 500k

i was ubaah the bazaar natzi
 
ah ok i knew some druid named wickedsomething forgot what but thought it was you for some reason.

demon did you know roxy / ticho? haha i was like 13 when i played there so long ago. that bastard ticho still owes me like 500k

i was ubaah the bazaar natzi
have some respect for the jew people!
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I took a three year hiatus. came back 10x stronger.

Its the only addiction I know of that worsens the longer you don't have it. (once you successfully quit)
 
Sorry to see you go Brano, wish I could have gotten the Zerker from you. On the flip side I haven't played EQ since 2008. Me and my wife were arguing about how much I played. At the time of selling my character I was the number 6th ranked berzerker on Nameless. Now 2 years later me and the wife are getting a divorce....How do I celebrate you ask??? I bought a new zerker. Back to top of the line! When I get done with this deployment its GAME ON!
 
That is the EQ spirit my friend!

Thank god I lost that baggage so I can EQ again!
 
I haven't played EQ for nearly a year now, but I don't consider this quitting. Sooner or later I may return, I have gone through this a few times. When I return, I always wish I paid through for the Vet AA's, so this time I kept 2 or three accounts paid up and cancelled the rest. Nice to hear they merged the servers, it was long overdue.
 
I took a three year hiatus. came back 10x stronger.

Its the only addiction I know of that worsens the longer you don't have it. (once you successfully quit)

but you didn't technically quit :p
 
Haha that bum! I've called his bullshit numerous times!!!! When he left for wow, I said he'd be back :p Than we quit playing on EMARR together, and I said he'd be back...just send me that email when your ready to play again dude! ;)
 
Too much of any one thing gets dull quick. Why I usually rotate 1-2 month sessions between a few MMO games, filling the gap between with console titles. Red Dead Redemption last me about 50 hours played time, which killed between two weeks of Asheron's Call time (waiting on timers), meanwhile starting back up on bots now with EQ (during AC downtime, inevitably using AC has kill time between EQ sessions) and tanking the MMOBugs IRC chat box. Now it's back to Borderlands to finish up some Cramerax runs, and after, finishing up my other char on Demon Souls. Keep poppin' fresh.
 
Dude you need to go outside

Too much of any one thing gets dull quick. Why I usually rotate 1-2 month sessions between a few MMO games, filling the gap between with console titles. Red Dead Redemption last me about 50 hours played time, which killed between two weeks of Asheron's Call time (waiting on timers), meanwhile starting back up on bots now with EQ (during AC downtime, inevitably using AC has kill time between EQ sessions) and tanking the MMOBugs IRC chat box. Now it's back to Borderlands to finish up some Cramerax runs, and after, finishing up my other char on Demon Souls. Keep poppin' fresh.

Suggestion: You might try mixing in some stuff outside the virtual world. Maybe try opening the blinds or a window to start . . . and then find a pretty girl on facebook and park outside her house like JJ does.
 
I quit... I don't even remember when the last time I logged onto EQ... I did it... LOL....
 
Suggestion: You might try mixing in some stuff outside the virtual world. Maybe try opening the blinds or a window to start . . . and then find a pretty girl on facebook and park outside her house like JJ does.

Yeah that's true. I never do travel or go anywhere outside a mile from my pad. As for the sun, me and him don't get along. He just brightens the rooms, jacks the temperature way up, makes me sweat. God, I hate sweating during a mad gaming session!

Relationships are a waste imho unless you're extremely lucky. Easier to hit it and quit it, and Vegas has plenty of fish.

Edit: Followup - I just got rejected on Facebook. This woman said my moustache looked repulsive, and I told her she needed more cowbell. She isn't on my friend list anymore. BB, can you give me some pointers please? :_(
 
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Edit: Followup - I just got rejected on Facebook. This woman said my moustache looked repulsive, and I told her she needed more cowbell. She isn't on my friend list anymore. BB, can you give me some pointers please? :_(

:eek:No one said to talk to them . . . good lord! You're not ready for that. Proper stalking starts with preparation and eventually leads to this kind of dismissal or perhaps a restrainging order but you went too fast. Even a facebook wall is human contact and after years in your mother's basement, you need to start smaller. I suggest you draw on your Vegas visits and the "grielfriend experiences" you paid for to begin to develop a better approach.

Oh, and unless you're in porn or law enforecement - lose the mustache.
 
With your wise words sensei, I told me mum NO MORE GRILLED CHEESE SAMMICHES! I feel overwhelmed with control. The moustache has been a part of me as long as I can remember, since I was like 5 hitting puberty. I really can't shave it off, it just wouldn't feel right, but if it'll get me discount rates with the local trout, I suppose that's reason enough.
 
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ProTip, just show them your bank statement. Wemmens be on you like stink on shit.

Yous be getting women finer than a hair on a frog's ass split 4 ways.

Yous be getting hotter than two mice humping in a wool sock.

Yous would be as happy as a tick on a fat dog.

Then you realize women are about as useful as a trap door on a canoe.

Then yous will look back on it and think it is funnier than a fart in a diver's suit.
 
My favorite thing about women/girlfriends, etc. is refusing to help them with something they can do for themselves. That look they get on their face...few things really make me remember how good it is to be alive, but that's one of them.
 
My favorite thing about women/girlfriends, etc. is refusing to help them with something they can do for themselves. That look they get on their face...few things really make me remember how good it is to be alive, but that's one of them.

LMFAO I couldn't agree with you more. I love it when that happens. I cannot count the amount of times my wife would be laying in bed as I am getting up for PT in the morning and she asks me to get milk on my way home so that she can stay in bed while I work out for an hour.....my response is usually something along the lines of... "I bought you a 30k car so you'd get off your ass and go somewhere" Priceless :-D
 
ProTip, just show them your bank statement. Wemmens be on you like stink on shit.

Yous be getting women finer than a hair on a frog's ass split 4 ways.

Yous be getting hotter than two mice humping in a wool sock.

Yous would be as happy as a tick on a fat dog.

Then you realize women are about as useful as a trap door on a canoe.

Then yous will look back on it and think it is funnier than a fart in a diver's suit.

Personally I always used the phrases "Two rats fucking in a wool sock under a heat lamp" or "Hotter then a blistered pussy in a pepper patch" Feel free to use either :-D