This dude cracks me up

Who do i go to so i can get the time i just lost back?
 
wow... that was worse than the time a caught my dick in my zipper.

Please, someone, erase this from the intarwebz.
 
My response to this

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0"]Billy Madison - Ultimate Insult (Academic Decathlon) - YouTube[/ame]