Six Word Memoir

[reformed2hacker]

Wanted to see if I could get an interesting thread started. I know we got some good stuff in here, lets see it. Post your six word memoir.

"I still make coffee for one."


r2h

 

[Kodilynn]

"I'm stuck in this paper bag!"

 

[DT]

"When in doubt, blame the hacker"

 

[Frequency]

" Hot? Sexy? Send her my way"

 

[Bunkhouse]

Put ya sign in his face

 

[Kodilynn]

I blame Nanana for this...

"Said' What What In The Butt?"

 

[reformed2hacker]

hah, @ Kodi

 

[BuffBot]

"I still have sex with hookers"

 

[VyralPandemic]

Love???

If you can't win fair, cheat.


Hard to find a more fitting site to post that one.

 

[WickedMofo]

I don't know, I don't care.

 

[Sassycoco]

SEX ON T.V. DOSEN'T HURT UNLESS YOU FALL OFF!

 

[MissTerious]

Here's a classic

For sale, baby (girl's) clothes. Never used.

 

[Fry]

"I wonder what this will do"

 

[WickedMofo]

Let's do the Time Warp again!

 

[Kodilynn]

"Damnit Honey! It fell off again!"

 

[Anishp]

"Are you sure this is Legal?"

 

[VyralPandemic]

Oops

Never press the little red button.

 

[echo]

WTF... LOL

 

[chokeme]

God bless whores all of them.

 

[Larsen]

I told you I was ill
Spike Milligan

Epitaph not a memoir, but it's 6 words!