J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of baconlube! Yes, the world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant.
J&D’s baconlube™ is water based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils. Baconlube is like the McRib of sex - it’s delicious, makes men crazy, is here for a limited time and is in short supply, so don’t miss out. We only made 3,000 bottles of this pork flavored nectar and it’s available starting Tuesday November 14th at
http://www.baconlube.com for $11.99 – just in time to make for a very happy holiday season.
FACT - People are passionate about bacon. According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canada’s market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon. Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of life’s greatest pleasures again. So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome - we’ve got your back.
If you like to Keep It Sizzlin' we’d love for you to be one of the first anointed with baconlube. If you’re interested please email us at
passthebacon@baconsalt.com and be sure to include your address and contact info.
See attached release for more info about baconlube and J&D’s Foods.
Justin & Dave
Bacontrepreneurs
P.S. Yes, this is really real.
P.P.S. Don’t you judge us, we all knew it would end up here someday. And yeah, your right we probably did go too far this time. Sorry mom.
