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So I was dicking around in the source code of MQ2 for the Lulz (and trying to understand it) when I came across some interesting bits of code to reference errors in the MQ2Globals.cpp, that's when I saw it.


Code:
PCHAR szColorAdjective[] =
	{
		"",
		"GOD DAMN ",
		"FUCKING ",
		"MOTHER FUCKING ",
		NULL
	};

	PCHAR szColorAdjectiveYou[] =
	{
		"",
		" FUCKER",
		" MOTHER FUCKER",
		" ASSHOLE",
		" FUCKTARD",
		" FUCKING RETARDED MONKEY",
		" GOD DAMN SHORT BUS PASSENGER",
		" ASSMONKEY",
		" PIGFUCKER",
		" PEEN",
		" FUCKING IDIOT",
		" STUPID FUCKER",
		" DUMBASS",
		" FUCKING DUMBASS",
		" STUPID FUCK",
		NULL
	};

	PCHAR szColorExpletive[] =
	{
		"",
		"CHRIST ",
		"JESUS FUCK ",
		"GOD ",
		"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ",
		"FUCKING CHRIST ",
		"GKFJDGJKFDGJKDF ",
		NULL
	};

	PCHAR szColorSyntaxError[] =
	{
		"",
		"%edont you know how to use a simple %acommand%y",
		NULL
	};

	PCHAR szColorMacroError[] =
	{
		"",
		"%ei'm pretty sure you're on %acrack%y"
		"%egood job%y, cant you do anything %aright%y",
		"%ewhatever you're %asmoking, pass it %aalong%y",
		"%e%aRTFM%y",
		"%e%aRTFM%y, until then fuck off%y",
		"%eget a %abrain%y",
		NULL
	};

	PCHAR szColorFatalError[] =
	{
		"",
		"%eyou fucking broke it%y",
		"%egood job%y. what's next? your head on a %astick thats %awhat%y",
		NULL
	};

	PCHAR szColorMQ2DataError[] =
	{
		"",
		"%ewhy dont you %aread the %areference%y",
		"%eget a %aclue%y",
		"%ewhatever you're %asmoking, pass it %aalong%y",
		"%e%aread the %areference%y",
		"%e%aread the %areference%y, until then fuck off%y",
		NULL
	};

These lines of code will forever be remember as one of the most humorous moments in my future career in programming.

These lines exist in MQ2Globals.cpp at lines 932-1009. :)