Chuck Norris

[DT]

There's a Chuck Norris plugin, and it is great. Single...best...plugin...ever! Anyway, I found this little gem and about pissed myself. You might have heard it, but lets all put our favorite Chuck Norris lines here:

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

 

[wilbunk]

ha ha

omg lol.

 

[charlieonly]

this goes along with yours lol

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody


then this is just a good one i like

Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order

 

[Privateer]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

 

[jodwop]

The best is when he reads them himself... http://youtu.be/kQmPMZeN7JQ

 

[DT]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[cudacuf]

40 years ago, Chuck Norris had sex in a pick up truck. 1 sperm landed on the seat. Today, that truck is known as Optimus Prime.

 

[jamie75]

Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelry."


P.S.
If Chuck Norris knew you asked this question, he would just delete the internet.

 

[mooseq]

Lone Wolf McQaude, (not the shaman guild trainer in Halas) the best movie ever made.