Before Roswell, Naked Innocence

[fauxshizle]

Feb 24, 1942 "Battle of Los Angeles" A moment in history, that I think speaks for itself. Actual LA Times picture, and actual Radio broadcast. In wartime "jitters" the US had its first run-in with somthing that apparentlly was immune to thousands of anti-aircraft shells fired at it. To this day, this encounter is to many, the first true "non cover-up" UFO that made itself known at the wrong time on the west coast.

In 1983, the Office of Air Force History concluded that an analysis of the evidence points to meteorological balloons as the cause of the initial alarm. Yet offered no comment how how a "weather balloon" could travel against the wind and survive over a thousand direct hits from anti-aircraft shelling.

Radio Broadcast News Report

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Two words: tall greys.

 

[DT]

Maybe it's just an early sneak peak:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt7ofokzn04"]BATTLE: LOS ANGELES - Trailer - YouTube[/ame]

 

[fauxshizle]

Thats the way it COULD have gone.....shessh

 

[DT]

Luckily, we rednecked them out with our ineffective weapons and our subpar intellect!

 

[orion949]

Luckily, we rednecked them out with our ineffective weapons and our subpar intellect!

roflmo! qft!

Isn't there a quote from some smart scientist about that?

Something about how we better pray to God we dont get any visitors from Aliens because any species capable of interstellar space travel would be so advanced they would view us as creatures on the level of a rat infestation and worst case give us some pesticide to exterminate our asses and best case give us the proverbial "smallpox blankets" and wipe our asses out?

 

[SiegeTank]

Nah, super-advanced civilizations would have discovered that wanton killing of lesser species is beneath their culture and ethics. Instead they would shower us with everything we need to advance to their level and become a full-fledged member of the Inter-Galactic United Advanced Cultures!

 

[fauxshizle]

Yes, as we all know, all Aliens that are advanced enuff to travel faster than light...are also bound by human morality and compassion and love the SHIT out a CHEEZIT's.

 

[dulak]

Yes. Cheezit's and donuts.

 

[DT]

and some SKANKY WHITE HOES!!!! AMIRITE?!?

 

[fauxshizle]

and some SKANKY WHITE HOES!!!! AMIRITE?!?

Well, who else would let you do "Sex experiments" on them? OBV Skanky white hoes....

 

[fauxshizle]

The 2 People who can not be discredited or silenced.

David Adair - Noone can touch this guy.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Mixbqjsv0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Mixbqjsv0[/ame]

Bob Lazar - Erased his history, but forgot he was in every JPL phone directory, and the Tax systems W4 where he's listed as working for the Dept of Naval Intelligence. Whoops
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvmie0zxjzw"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvmie0zxjzw[/ame]

 

[SiegeTank]

Yes, as we all know, all Aliens that are advanced enuff to travel faster than light...are also bound by human morality and compassion and love the SHIT out a CHEEZIT's.

Ethics are absolute standards, transcending all cultures, even inter-galactical; I woulda thought you knew that! That's what Plato said and how could a wise Greek buggererer be wrong? If you doubt me just listen to Monty Python's philosopher song. I have to recommend proper research before posting in MMOBUgs forums since many visitors are starved for information and we have an obligation to provide them with the RIGHT info!

 

[fauxshizle]

I have to recommend proper research before posting in MMOBUgs forums since many visitors are starved for information and we have an obligation to provide them with the RIGHT info!

Don't you dare insult the LAZAR BOB....Don't u dare sir...

 

[fauxshizle]

The Events of July 19–20 and July 26–27
Before the term "swamp gas" , the Air Force took things a little more serious.

1952 Washington Merry-Go-Round

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iER6ESzscY&list=PLEF1BFE369C5D0B15&feature=player_detailpage"]UFOs in Washington D.C July 12, 1952 and Gen. Samford UFO press conference Pentagon, July 29, 1952 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[hoppy96pgtbs]

You reckon he'll ever build another rocket engine with first strike capabilities?

I wanna strap TSR Eric T to that bitch and fly him into the moon

 

[fauxshizle]

You reckon he'll ever build another rocket engine with first strike capabilities?

Since we put nukes in space, and prob the Russkies did as well, MAD doesn't need Adair's rockets. And since his rockets travel at Mach 10, you cant put a human in them. Until we can convert thermal energy directly to electricity, all we can do is boil fucking water to make steam....to turn a turbine..... splitting the atom to do what....the same fucking thing we powered the Steam Engine Locomotives with 200 years ago.....wow, were so fucking advanced.

As Bob Lazar describes the power plant in the "Sport model" converting 100% thermal to electricity, the method exists, but were too stupid to grasp the technology behind it. Even if the US and other nations have recovered alien technology, doesn't mean we have any idea how to re-create it.

 

[hoppy96pgtbs]

Not in it, just duck tape the fucker to the body!!

Was joking anyway.

I think it could be more of a capability for helping keep us humans from being extinct, by a more advanced civ. Granted, if they come, a few speed of light rockets probably wont help anything.

But maybe, just maybe they would be fast enough to take down the mothership just before they /disc deflection

I just think it would be amazing to see for myself, such a huge step in technology, it saddens me to think of how/why the first one died. Greedy Gov't bastards.

 

[fauxshizle]

Nothing will travel here from ANY other star using "speed of light travel"
Basically, thats slow as shit....you need to move many MULTIPLES of light to get anywhere in a decent time frame...basically you need a "warp ship".

And we prob can build one soon.....if we can do it soon, we can spread CHEEZIT's around like Galactic currency....yeah, that'll be 50 Cheezit's for the alien hooker....here's your room key...

Warp Drive 101

Not in it, just duck tape the fucker to the body!!

Was joking anyway.

Sir, i never joke about Mach 10 Phallic symbols....

 

[hoppy96pgtbs]

Nothing will travel here from ANY other star using "speed of light travel"

This I know. I was referring to Mr. Adair's Rocket, shooting @ the mothership, b/c this conversation is awesome, b/c I have a head full of Dilaudid, Jim Beam, Levitra, Monster and Copenhagen.

I think they dont even need Warp Drive, you can star travel with a blown head gasket if you have a worm hole!