SNOW

[Krugerr]

Me and my cus decided a giant cock was the order of the day. Lots of kids with their parents walking past and asking "Mommy, whats that!"


*edit*
Just so you guys have a point of refrence, im 6'5". And i had to stand on the 3' bollock in order to place the bellend on

Ended up it being 9/10 feet tall !

 

[DemonH2]

You should be proud of yourself.

The detail is simply amazing.

 

[BlueBug]

You should be proud of yourself.

The detail is simply amazing.

He's handled so many, it came easy. Har Har


BB

 

[Krugerr]

Why thank you!

Didnt spend 3 years in Her Majesty's Royal Navy and not learn the basics !

 

[Alexandra]

haha! That is too funny and you look so proud

 

[kirbanmanaburn]

Holy shit. The only problem with this situation is that I didn't think of it first. I salute you.

 

[Krugerr]

Thanks!

When we were making it an older couple walked past and muttered to each other " How old are you?". Taking the piss, so me and my cus shouted "21" and "20" respectivly !

*sigh* good times, we ruled the roost man, all these 14/15 year old kids having snowball fights, and we were guarding this large patch of snow around our 'cock' as we needed the supplies !

 

[Kkthnx]

I hate you. We got a scattering of snow, nothing anywhere like that

 

[Krugerr]

its half way up my shins now!

 

[JimJohnson]

You need to add in the large vein that runs down the underside of the penis

 

[Krugerr]

We just ventured back to the field... its gone.

Not destroyed. Gone.

There was absolutely no trace that it was ever there.... fucking chav bastards

Im not even sure how the hell you could move the thing.

 

[Alexandra]

We just ventured back to the field... its gone.

Not destroyed. Gone.

There was absolutely no trace that it was ever there.... fucking chav bastards

Im not even sure how the hell you could move the thing.

well can you blame them, nothing more priceless then a 10 foot penis

could have also been a group of angry parents who stomped it to bits...

 

[Kkthnx]

http://www.lamebook.com/winter-wankerland

 

[Wendel]

We just ventured back to the field... its gone.

Not destroyed. Gone.

There was absolutely no trace that it was ever there.... fucking chav bastards

Im not even sure how the hell you could move the thing.

Maybe you just need to rub the ground where you built it!