[10:10] * Kodilynn pokes LV
[10:10] * Lord_Vyper moans
[10:11] Kodilynn: o.o
[10:11] * Kodilynn backs away slowly
[10:12] * Lord_Vyper puts on his wizard hat and robe
[10:12] Kodilynn: Party time :3
[10:12] * Kodilynn is a rhino
[10:13] Lord_Vyper: aww yea
[10:13] * Lord_Vyper hands kodi the vaseline and a rubber chicken
[10:14] * Kodilynn gets out the gooey pizza
[10:14] Kodilynn: call me, "The Delivery Boy"
[10:14] Lord_Vyper: oh now that's a lil too kinky
[10:14] Kodilynn: not what you said last night while ballgagged :\
[10:15] Lord_Vyper: ahem, I believe I was yelling about the smell of scorched hamster fur
[10:15] Kodilynn: oh damn i misunderstood you
[10:16] Kodilynn: thought you said ram it harder sir
[10:16] Kodilynn: i thought you were just being polite
[10:16] Lord_Vyper: well, you were in uniform at the time... seemed appropriate to me
[10:16] Kodilynn: see what happens when your mouth is full? next time swallow and THEN talk to me
[10:16] Kodilynn: hey, you wanted to roleplay
[10:17] Lord_Vyper: but, I do have to ask... why the leather boyscout uniform?
[10:17] Kodilynn: My furry suit was at the cleaners from the last time
[10:17] Kodilynn: It's all we had left in the closet
[10:18] Lord_Vyper: ah, I can see that... the soy sauce shenanigans did leave some unsightly stains
[10:18] Kodilynn: Tasted good though
[10:18] Kodilynn: Never seen you go for seconds before.
[10:18] Lord_Vyper: very true
[10:20] Kodilynn: So are we eating out of your ass tonight or mine?
[10:20] Lord_Vyper: must we choose one or the other?
[10:20] Kodilynn: It was yours last week, I figured I would give you a choice this time.
[10:21] Lord_Vyper: lmao
[10:21] Lord_Vyper: and to think, I'm heading to a job interview in a little while
[10:21] Kodilynn: You gonna wear that sexy number I picked out for you?
[10:22] Kodilynn: Shit dude, try wearing scrubs for a living. I have to pick and chose what to think about very carefully or i get stuck behind my desk for extended periods of time.
[10:22] Kodilynn: There's a reason i dont wear boxers. ever.
[10:22] Lord_Vyper: I'm thinking about it, though the barb wire thong is a bit much
[10:23] Kodilynn: Go for the razor wire one. It's a little tight, but it won't show through.
[10:23] Lord_Vyper: ah, good point
[10:23] Kodilynn: Just be careful taking it off, you remember what happened last time.
[10:24] Lord_Vyper: yea, that stuff can snap at a moment's notice
[10:24] Lord_Vyper: have you healed up yet?
[10:24] Kodilynn: Pretty much, they did a good job seweing my sack back together.
[10:24] Kodilynn: Told me to lay off any positions that required a lot of stretching
[10:25] Lord_Vyper: oh damn. There goes the evening I think
[10:25] Kodilynn: It's ok, you still have the beads?
[10:25] Kodilynn: I can still stretch some places just fine.
[10:25] Lord_Vyper: of course
[10:26] Kodilynn: Ok, we can still have some fun then.
[10:26] Lord_Vyper: oh, do I get to bring out the Big Bertha?
[10:26] Kodilynn: Bring the Great American Challenge, im not really up for Big Bertha tonight
[10:26] Lord_Vyper: alright, let me make sure there's enough gas in it's tank
[10:27] Kodilynn: Don't forget it's two-cycle, like you *purr*
[10:27] JimJohnson: you 2 are sick fucks
[10:10] * Lord_Vyper moans
[10:11] Kodilynn: o.o
[10:11] * Kodilynn backs away slowly
[10:12] * Lord_Vyper puts on his wizard hat and robe
[10:12] Kodilynn: Party time :3
[10:12] * Kodilynn is a rhino
[10:13] Lord_Vyper: aww yea
[10:13] * Lord_Vyper hands kodi the vaseline and a rubber chicken
[10:14] * Kodilynn gets out the gooey pizza
[10:14] Kodilynn: call me, "The Delivery Boy"
[10:14] Lord_Vyper: oh now that's a lil too kinky
[10:14] Kodilynn: not what you said last night while ballgagged :\
[10:15] Lord_Vyper: ahem, I believe I was yelling about the smell of scorched hamster fur
[10:15] Kodilynn: oh damn i misunderstood you
[10:16] Kodilynn: thought you said ram it harder sir
[10:16] Kodilynn: i thought you were just being polite
[10:16] Lord_Vyper: well, you were in uniform at the time... seemed appropriate to me
[10:16] Kodilynn: see what happens when your mouth is full? next time swallow and THEN talk to me
[10:16] Kodilynn: hey, you wanted to roleplay
[10:17] Lord_Vyper: but, I do have to ask... why the leather boyscout uniform?
[10:17] Kodilynn: My furry suit was at the cleaners from the last time
[10:17] Kodilynn: It's all we had left in the closet
[10:18] Lord_Vyper: ah, I can see that... the soy sauce shenanigans did leave some unsightly stains
[10:18] Kodilynn: Tasted good though
[10:18] Kodilynn: Never seen you go for seconds before.
[10:18] Lord_Vyper: very true
[10:20] Kodilynn: So are we eating out of your ass tonight or mine?
[10:20] Lord_Vyper: must we choose one or the other?
[10:20] Kodilynn: It was yours last week, I figured I would give you a choice this time.
[10:21] Lord_Vyper: lmao
[10:21] Lord_Vyper: and to think, I'm heading to a job interview in a little while
[10:21] Kodilynn: You gonna wear that sexy number I picked out for you?
[10:22] Kodilynn: Shit dude, try wearing scrubs for a living. I have to pick and chose what to think about very carefully or i get stuck behind my desk for extended periods of time.
[10:22] Kodilynn: There's a reason i dont wear boxers. ever.
[10:22] Lord_Vyper: I'm thinking about it, though the barb wire thong is a bit much
[10:23] Kodilynn: Go for the razor wire one. It's a little tight, but it won't show through.
[10:23] Lord_Vyper: ah, good point
[10:23] Kodilynn: Just be careful taking it off, you remember what happened last time.
[10:24] Lord_Vyper: yea, that stuff can snap at a moment's notice
[10:24] Lord_Vyper: have you healed up yet?
[10:24] Kodilynn: Pretty much, they did a good job seweing my sack back together.
[10:24] Kodilynn: Told me to lay off any positions that required a lot of stretching
[10:25] Lord_Vyper: oh damn. There goes the evening I think
[10:25] Kodilynn: It's ok, you still have the beads?
[10:25] Kodilynn: I can still stretch some places just fine.
[10:25] Lord_Vyper: of course
[10:26] Kodilynn: Ok, we can still have some fun then.
[10:26] Lord_Vyper: oh, do I get to bring out the Big Bertha?
[10:26] Kodilynn: Bring the Great American Challenge, im not really up for Big Bertha tonight
[10:26] Lord_Vyper: alright, let me make sure there's enough gas in it's tank
[10:27] Kodilynn: Don't forget it's two-cycle, like you *purr*
[10:27] JimJohnson: you 2 are sick fucks
