Funniest Pulling/Mezzing/Slowed Messages

[killslanys]

Funniest Pulling/Mezzing/Slowed Messages
........... post em .................................

 

[Rubtub]

<<<< %T >>>> MEZZED YOU SPANK IT, YOU TANK IT!

 

[Troll]

IMO that would fall under typical/standard/over used messages

 

[Taron]

It could possibly be the simplicity of it, but I've always gotten a kick when a lot of mobs are pulled and I see

Monk tells the group, 'incs'

 

[fathead]

I use.

Mobs Inc, If I dont stop running, you should start.

 

[gladimus]

/rs 4+ mobs INCOMING!!!! See sometimes its good to be a monk!

 

[Psycotic]

/g %t is now gets to ride on the short bus (Slowed and Crippled)

/g 4 mobs inc! Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

/g 2 mobs inc! Can we pre-rez the ranger?

/g %s inc! If I run past you, try to keep up!

 

[Hivolt]

I like "Inc LOTS" (im a chanter)

and my cousins.

"Get this %t off my sexy tail" (iksar monk)

I saw a funny necro feed message.....

"Open up and take it, if it feels good twitch"

I know I have seen some good ones, I will keep a look out for them.

 

[Yoda007]

I played a monk in a high end raiding guild, I was the main puller for our raids.

I loved ploughing through anguish...

My INC message was:

INC TRAIN TOOT TOOT

And I shit you not it was a good train too - every pull

 

[dasher]

I remember one guy had a pull message like:

I found a something and it looks like a PIG BENIS!
Oh, I guess its just a %t

 

[Aibohphobia]

I remember one guy had a pull message like:

I found a something and it looks like a PIG BENIS!
Oh, I guess its just a %t

That's just immature.. not funny..

 

[Ech0b0y]

I use about 90.... over the years

I like to have pages of incoming messages so I can always have new ones to keep group spirits up... some of them would be stuff like..

/g If it does not fit, it must acquit. And if O.J. didn't do it, then it must've been a %T. INCoMinG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where the %t is the purple link text...or something like..

/g Why did the %t cross the road? Because he was chasing the ranger! (or monk, or insert ranger joke)

/g Roses are red, violets are blue, %t is coming, with phat lewtz 4 u!

songs work...

/g Unforgettable... that's what you are... Like a ... ahem.. INComING! %t !!!!!!!!!

/g My what big teeth you have, and just let me... ahha! INComING %t and his tooth!

any joke works..

/g Why did the pope cross the road? He crosses everything! %T didn't like that, so INCoMING!

I just make stuff up, use songs, movies, news, famous quotes, I mean you could make fun of anything... I think the only time you should have a standard incoming message is on raids, when you don't want spam, and you just want a short incoming message... if you're not a puller... and by that I mean an old monk who remembers those days...don't try and copy!

But I group so rarely in this age of EQ, not at all like the first year or the pre-instance eq...

Oh, and my simple inc message is usually

/rs INComiNG %t .... I hope

For some reason the I hope works better then maybe or plus 1, or with friends....more apt I feel

 

[killslanys]

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[stjohas]

As an enchanter I have alot of them but one of my favorite ones is my Debuffs ones

When casting my Asphyxiate line of spells I do %t is now doing there best Mama Kass impersonation, some one give them a ham sandwich!