MQ2ChuckNorris - MMOBugs Wiki

Plugin Info
Name MQ2ChuckNorris
Author Fry Psycotic
Link Wiki Link
Commands /chuck
Source Available No
Uses INI File Yes

Description

MQ2ChuckNorris is a plugin that tells you exactly how cool Chuck Norris really is

Commands

  • /chuck /"channel" Spews a random Chuck Norris fact to the specified channel
  • /chuckpower <size> - Makes your targeted PC (or self) swell with the power of Chuck Norris, making them twice their normal size! Use /chuckpower 0 to return to normal.


Example Usage

  • /chuck /gu - Would spout out a random chuck fact to Guild
  • /chuck /1 - Would spout out a random chuck fact to channel 1
  • /chuck /ooc 30 - Would spout out chuck fact 30 (as listed in the INI)


Sample Configuration

MQ2ChuckNorris.ini

[Echo]
echo1=Chuck Norris round-house kicks you in the face while saying fact
echo2=Your mind is overcome with power of Chuck Norris fact
echo3=Are you really worthy of Chuck Norris fact
echo4=Before Chuck Norris soloed the sleeper he was heard saying fact 
echo5=Chuck Norris will never forget fact
echo6=Chuck Norris created MMOBugs just by saying fact

[Chuck]
chuck1=Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
chuck2=The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
chuck3=Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
chuck4=Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
chuck5=One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!''
chuck6=People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
chuck7=Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
chuck8=When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
chuck9=Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
chuck10=Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.
chuck11=Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
chuck12=Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
chuck13=Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
chuck14=Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.
chuck15=People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris
Plugin=on



Availability

This plugin is included with the MMOBugs Compile.