Speed Racer: A "Review"

[Kodilynn]

First things first: 0/5

Don't go see this. If you cherish your childhood memories of the days of ol' and this cartoon, don't fucking see this movie.

I can't tell whether it was the abomination that they called "acting" a script that was headache inducing, or where they got so horribly lazy with the CGI that it was just a blurred rainbow of colors, but this movie was one of the worst if not the worst I have seen in years. Paris Hiltons movie rates higher than this and that was a piece of shit!

The story follows the cartoon in some respects, however this movie isn't about racing, it's about who can kill the other driver with the largest explosion in the most violent way! Also if you have small kids that want to see this, the language gets semi-explicit (ass is said a dozen times, shit once, damn/hell/etc. used quite liberaly).

Overall, seriously, don't go see this movie. Unless you're drunk. Or stoned. Or both. And even then don't. This movie makes me want to go punch a baby or a hooker.

Edit: because this movie was such a god damn abortion to the media, just have to edit my own post!

[Damnecro]

If I see another screen wipe it will be too soon, on a side note all the flashing colors caused me to seizure though most of it. Smoke alot of pot before this one folks!

[JimJohnson]

Or just watch Iron man for a second or third or hell even a fifth time.

[Kodilynn]

Originally Posted by JimJohnson

Or just watch Iron man for a second or third or hell even a fifth time.

Was soooo tempted to jump theatres and do this.

[TheStrategist]

The actual racing scenes weren't that bad, but everything else was just so horrible it made me sick. I walked out in the first 20 minutes and got my $10 back.