I has a stalker **pics**

[hankdean]

Originally Posted by Frequency

I really wish i could find the old conversations there was some creepy shit

please dont. this entire story made my taint tingle and not in a good way 8-(

thanks 4 the laughs @ ur expense tho.

[Haterofall]

Your story makes me feel good in the fact i'm an asshole and hate people

[warmoil]

Originally Posted by Owned

hung like a light switch.

give it a flick and turn him on?

[Kachiko]

I thought this post looked familiar.
I had forgotten all about it.
Still humorous.

[Trashman]

This made me laugh, then cry, then laugh again, then lock my doors and turn the alarm on.

Btw this is a good reason why parents need to stay the hell out their kids friend choice lol.

[Zippzipp]

Perhaps you have this guy all wrong. maybe he is thinking of being a professional wrestler (he does have a picture with him and his belts), and wants a tag team partner. He is asking about your muscles to gauge how strong you are. He needs to know your shoe size so he can order the wrestling costumes, and well he wants to know about the size of your junk to make sure he get's you a big enough speedo for the costume....maybe not

[Kahlan2255]

Well Zip, you could think of it that way... But after the Check out in the Swimm locker room... Well i think that wrestle match might be between the 2, not a tag team set up

[warmoil]

i smell the infamous reach around technique. maybe even get a rusty trombone move in there. lmao.

[bluethunder]

lmfao

[Crysva]

ouch