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Great investment advice
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
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LMAO, thats great. 41 mpg. Better than those foreign models. Hah!
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Is that with or without exercise?
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Did they count my trip from Halas to Freeport w/o the book!?
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If you purchased any of those you might be rich again someday =) I plan on buying quite a bit in some of these companies that are rock bottom right now
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