Brilliant Military warnings !!!!

[Owned]

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop

[PRWraith]

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

best two in my book lol funny stuff.

[thez]

Mr. Grenade hasn't been my friend since I porked Mrs. Grenade at that picnic.

[hoppy96pgtbs]

I had a sticker under my toilet seat that read "Do not drink" rofl. It was bright red like a Jet Fuel sticker. This was in the Dorms on a military base.

[qman]

"its easier beg forgivness then to ask permission" -Army spec4 creed
"one can jump on a "grenade" in 2 completely different ways, in the end you still get Fu@&ed." - unknown army private

[Public]

nice quotes, a few are on some war rpgs i have played on the ps3. I see 3 are from COD4 and 2 are from COD3.

[ThunderStruck]

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

I always liked that on the claymore mines it has "This side toward enemy" molded into the plastic casing.

[triad]

I'm in the National Guard... You would be suprised how many people need those.

[Hostagecs]

Originally Posted by triad

I'm in the National Guard... You would be suprised how many people need those.

You dont have to say anything but, im in the national guard =P I've seen those jokers load amo in wrong =/

[Madelyn]

I've been in the Army for 16 Years! let me just say that this is only half of them. not even talking about quotes.
ID-10-T - you would think once you write this down you know what it was.
New Batteries called BA-1100-N's yeah keep looking at it.
Road Wheel Pressure Gauge!
Box of Grid Squares.
Key to the Impact area
TR Double EE .... yeah had people looking for those too
had someone get a Bag of Exhaust and bring it to the maintenance guys because they needed a Sample.
There are many many many more. You just don't realize what kind of people the Military gets at times.